Haiku #9: Televangelists Share-A-Ride Campaign

rapture in jets

Will they share a ride

In their comfy private jets

During the rapture?

“I don’t know what Harold Camping had in mind when he predicted the end of the world, but Atheists are making up Christian jokes like there’s no tomorrow.”

– Marc Perkel, Gilroy, Calif., Founder of the Church of Reality

If I was a megadollar televangelist, I might try earning a few extra bucks by selling seats on my private jet in preparation for the upcoming Rapture. And it won’t be a cheap ride, either!

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